This is what I made Andrew for Valentine's Day... I hope he likes it....

I love Andrews eyelashes. I've collected 24 so far...

Valentines Day is coming up. Andrew still doesn't see me for me yet, so I think this Sunday, I will wear all black, sit on my hand till it is numb, and imagine Andrew is doing the rest.....

Andrew is the only person on earth mighty enough to trim Chuck Norris' beard....

5 Course Meal

I once asked Marvin, to make me dinner. Not only did he prepare a five course meal, with all the trimmings, he set the table with the finest China. China he carved himself by hand from granite. Also, Marvin has never cooked anything in his life, but it was the best meal I have and ever will have eaten.

If Heinz put Andrew Marvin's picture on the packet, they would not be trying to launch a new improved packet now. Such is the power of Andrew, that problem would have worked itself out...